Concert Review: Dethklok gives us the “sweet blowjobby metal”

July 24th, 2008 by Chad Bonin

Dethklok, the most brutal band in the history of metal, has taken a weird, metaphysical trip into concert history. The band, formed on the show Metalocalypse on Adult Swim, features five heavy metal rockers in their adventures as Earth’s Mightest Heroes—or, at least, Earth’s Mightiest Band. Each episode of their show ends with a song somehow relating to the theme of the episode (such as “Birthday Dethday” tying into Murderface’s birthday, or “Awaken” leading to a country being ravaged by a monster that was, well, woken up by the band). This tour featured the actual musicians in the band (one being series co-creator and voice actor Brendan Small), joined by Gene Hoglan on drums, Mike Keneally on guitar (alongside Brendon), and Bryan Beller on bass.
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Movie Review: “The Dark Knight” Is A Bright Dawn For Superhero Sequels

July 20th, 2008 by Chad Bonin

Why are you reading this? The Dark Knight is out in theaters; you need to go see it.
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Blu-Ray Review:

July 14th, 2008 by Chad Bonin

Yukikaze is an advanced fighter plane, part of the Fairy Air Force group that’s been fighting back a decades-long alien invasion. The plane and its pilot, Rei Fukai, run reconnaissance through the Antarctic dimensional portal that the JAM, the alien fighters, attack Earth through. When a plot to replace humans with JAM dopplegangers is uncovered, is Yukikaze, the artificial intelligence, the only person that can be trusted?

Who would have known a war involving aliens, super-powerful aircraft, and psychological deception could be so boring? Read…

 

Blu-Ray Review:

July 9th, 2008 by Chad Bonin

Japan is under attack. The class struggle between the government and its citizens has reached a fever pitch; young girls have been cast in the role of suicide bombers. As part of the Panzer Cops, Kazuki Fuse knows he’s supposed to fire when he sees a bomb, no matter who is about to detonate it. But since the bomb-runner is a cute little girl, he refuses … until the cute little girl is a cute little smear on the sewer walls.

You would think a version of “Little Red Riding Hood” with terrorists/liberators would be a little more interesting, wouldn’t you?
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